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HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR! <3

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Hm. Is that so?: I never really liked New Year’s... →

heyyoitsrobee: I never really liked New Year’s because it gave everyone an excuse to be a happy, cheery fuckass and go on about how they’re going to change themselves and be a “better person” when, in reality, they’re still the same fuckass from two years ago. Shit like “things I want to do in 2012” blogs where… HELL YAH

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shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow. BAHAHAHA

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domogotsteeez: h0yitsvonmark: “Move Nigga!” LOOOL oh god.. shit I’d be scared as fuckkk one of my favorite parts

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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
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