January 2012
HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR! <3
December 2011
Hm. Is that so?: I never really liked New Year’s... →
heyyoitsrobee:
I never really liked New Year’s because it gave everyone an excuse to be a happy, cheery fuckass and go on about how they’re going to change themselves and be a “better person” when, in reality, they’re still the same fuckass from two years ago.
Shit like “things I want to do in 2012” blogs where…
HELL YAH
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shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
BAHAHAHA
domogotsteeez:
h0yitsvonmark:
“Move Nigga!”
LOOOL
oh god..
shit I’d be scared as fuckkk
one of my favorite parts
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
Set Fire to the Rain
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:
neneleakessweave:
im a star
im a star
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